If only...
/...I had a reason to wear them. I'm 88% sure that I could walk in them no problem.
...Money was no object. I would drive this. What? It's practical. It fits my whole family and it has a ginormous rear sunroof.
...The timing was always right.
...Calories didn't count. Banana creme pie milkshake.
...I didn't think that these wouldn't become addicting. (Corona Popsicles)
...We could wake up somewhere on a boat.
...I could just remember not to worry.
